14 Artworks That Are Pure Smut!

The Old Masters Were Masters of Getting Nasty

What’s up, you dirty-minded crew? It’s Mary here, your friend who doesn’t mince words and loves a good gossip about sex and art. Today, I’m taking you on a ride that’ll make your blood boil and probably make other things rise too.

Remember those boring art history classes? Well, what your teacher didn’t tell you is that behind all those pretty paintings of fruit and landscapes, there was a whole lot of nasty business going down!

I’m gonna show you that museums are way more X-rated than you ever imagined. Better adjust your underwear ’cause things are about to heat up!

1. Goya’s “Naked Maja”: The OG MILF of Art History

Let’s kick this off with a bang! Goya’s “Naked Maja” is like that hot MILF you’ve always wanted to bang. She’s there, stark naked, looking at you like, “Well, you gonna do something about it?” And the best part? She’s flashing her bush without a care in the world! That’s right, folks, Goya was out there in the 18th century showing that a hairy pussy is sexy as hell. Take that, waxing industry!