50 is the New Fuck It!

How to Be Hot, Powerful, and Not Give a Shit About What Others Think

Women in their fifties are more alive, hornier, and more badass than ever. And yeah, I said badass.

Enough of this bullshit about fifty being the time to knit and wait for grandkids. Honey, the party’s just getting started! The kids are grown, your career’s established, and finally, we have the time and money to do whatever the fuck we want.

You know what’s even more amazing? Sex gets even better. Yeah, you read that right. Better. Because now we know our bodies, we know what we want, and more importantly, we’re not ashamed to ask for it. No more faking orgasms to please some dude. Now it’s time to cum for real.

And for those who think menopause is the end of the line, I’ve got news: there’s a whole arsenal of products and treatments that can make your pussy work better than a Ferrari.

Lubricants? Got ’em.

Hormone replacement?

Available. Sex toys?

All types and colors!

But fifty-something women don’t live by sex alone.