Hollywood Uncensored
The Sex That Makes The World Go Round
Let’s talk about sex! Not the well-behaved, socially acceptable kind — but the sex that makes Hollywood spin, that makes headlines sparkle, and that makes you secretly love every juicy scandal that pops up.
What a scandalously delicious list I have to share! Ten stories proving that when it comes to pleasure, Hollywood doesn’t mess around. Fasten your seatbelts (or take them off, whatever you prefer) because this ride’s going to be delightful.
Let’s start with heartthrob Michael Douglas, who turned “Basic Instinct” into an unintentional documentary of his own life. The man loved oral sex so much he managed to turn it into a medical discussion. Who else could make throat cancer sexy? Only in Hollywood.
Charlie Sheen — oh, Charlie! — spent $1.5 million on prostitutes in one year. One and a half million! While you might be happy with a candlelit dinner, Charlie was out there redefining “living luxuriously.” Then had the audacity to say all 200 partners knew about his HIV. Charlie, darling, that’s not a defense — that’s an impressive resume!
Jada Pinkett Smith deserves a standing ovation for refreshing honesty. Five porn sessions a day? Honey, in Hollywood that’s called “market research.” And making that confession on a family show? Now that’s…