I Criticize Men After Sex to Prepare Them for the Next One

The Instruction Manual Nobody Asked For but Everyone Needs

The sex is over.

They’re lying there, sweaty, breathing still a bit heavy.

It’s at this moment, this exact instant, that Louise’s real work begins. That moment when most women would stay quiet, maybe pretending that moan was authentic, she takes out her mental pen and starts evaluating the performance.

“You know you could have spent more time going down on me, right?”

The look on their faces is always priceless, Louise says. Half of them get their ego bruised, the other half thank her as if they’ve received the most valuable tip of their fucking life.

Louise Budd, better known as Green Girl Bella on TikTok, has slept with guys of all ages — from 18-year-old kids to 65-year-old silver foxes. And let me tell you something that will blow your mind: older men aren’t better in bed. It’s all bullshit invented to make you feel better about aging. According to her, not me.

Guys over 40 are more passionate, she admits. They love kissing, hugging, looking into your eyes like we’re in some cheesy movie. But the younger ones? They try much harder to make a woman cum. They’re desperate to prove they’re good, that they know what they’re doing. And many women love that.

What drives her crazy is this idea many men have that sex is just sticking it in and…