I Proved Tinder Is Total Bullshit

5 Months, 105 Dates, 0 Relationships

After splitting with my ex, I decided to embark on a crazy mission: to prove, once and for all, if it’s possible to find true love on Tinder. Spoiler alert: it’s complete bullshit.

For three intense months, I dove headfirst into this world of swipes and matches. The result? 100 dates, dozens of fucks, and zero — yeah, you read that right, ZERO — genuine relationships.

The pattern is so predictable it’s almost comical. Match, hot chat, meet up, sex (sometimes not even that), and then? Ghosted. Rinse and repeat. It’s like there’s a secret manual everyone follows.

But let me share some gems from this experience:

1- The Adventurous Couple: I matched with a guy who, surprise surprise, was looking for someone to have a threesome with his girlfriend. Why not, I thought. We ended up doing it twice — once on the hood of their car (yeah, in the middle of the street) and once in a public bathroom. Wild? Absolutely. True love? Not even close.

2- The Cheaters: I lost count of the married and committed folks prowling around. It’s impressive how some don’t even bother hiding it. But there was one who really got to me. The guy was a knockout, the kind that turns heads on the street. I knew he had a girlfriend, but fuck, the chemistry was…