I Want to Fuck My Wife’s Sister
When the forbidden fruit is from the same tree
Holy shit, my best friend is in deep fucking trouble. We were at our usual after-work hangout, having some beers and shooting the shit, when he drops this bomb on me: he’s thinking about fucking his wife’s sister.
I was stunned. This guy, who I’d rolled around in the sheets with in the past, now married and seemingly happy, comes at me with this crap?
“Dude, are you out of your fucking mind?” was the first thing I said to him, after swallowing the gulp of beer that almost made me choke.
He looked at me with those puppy dog eyes. “Yeah, I know. But I can’t stop thinking about her.”
He told me he ran into his sister-in-law at the supermarket. There they were, leaning on their shopping carts, catching up, when she asks if he wants to grab a drink sometime. The idiot thought it was just to talk. But no. The chick was actually asking him out on a date.
“And you? What did you do?” I asked, already feeling a headache coming on.
