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Janet Jackson Uncovers New Talent in Political Genealogy

Pop Star Now Knows More About Kamala Harris Than Kamala Herself

Mary Carter
5 min readSep 22, 2024

Did you hear?

The Queen of Pop thinks she’s discovered something about Kamala Harris. Apparently, the Vice President of the United States isn’t black.

Surprise, surprise!

Who knew we needed Janet Jackson to give us a lesson in genealogy, huh?

But wait.

Where did she pull this gem of wisdom from?

Oh, right. “That’s what I heard.”

Sure, because who needs facts when we’ve got juicy rumors, right?

Kamala’s father Photo by Metropoles

Kamala’s dad? Jamaican.

Her mom? Indian.

But for Janet, this isn’t enough for a membership card to the “black enough” club.

What’s the criteria, Janet? A melanin meter?

And don’t think she stopped there.

No ma’am. Apparently, they “discovered” that Kamala’s father is white. Discovered?

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