Massage? No. Orgasms!

The spa is in your bed

I was spending a fortune on spa treatments and expensive creams when the solution for dream skin was right here, under the sheets.

How dumb was I! And you too, if you haven’t discovered this yet.

The other day, after a wild night you know, the kind where you wake up with wobbly legs but a smile on your face I noticed my skin looked amazing.

Glowing, even. And no, it wasn’t just the post-fuck sweat.

Intrigued, I did some digging.

And holy shit, what I found blew my mind.

You know that tingly feeling you get all over when you’re about to cum? That’s your blood going crazy, delivering oxygen and nutrients to all your cells. It’s like giving your skin an internal boost. But wait, it gets even better.

When you finally reach climax that moment when you see stars and yell nonsense your body releases a bunch of awesome hormones. Oxytocin, prolactin… it’s a full-on chemical rave inside you.

And guess what?

This shit is gold for your skin.

Remember the last time you got Botox?

Well, you could’ve saved that cash and fucked more instead. Seriously. Orgasms stimulate collagen production. Yeah, that…