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They Bought the World but Don’t Know What to Do With It
An Open Letter to the Richest Losers on the Planet
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the old-school villains. At least they had the decency to be competent in their antagonist roles. What do we have today? A quartet of men who seem to have walked straight out of a poorly written comedy movie — except, unfortunately, they have real power to affect our lives.
Reality has become so absurd that even satire writers have lost their jobs — after all, how do you parody something that’s already a walking parody? They’re like those spoiled kids who bought the entire playground just because nobody wanted to play with them on the swings.
Musk, Zuckerberg, Peterson, and Tate…
Imagine a poker table where the players have all the money in the world but can’t even hold their cards without dropping them.
That’s exactly how I feel watching this new generation of tech “leaders” and influencers. It’s like watching a play where all the lead actors have been replaced by interns with no experience but infinite wallets. Money can buy influence, but it clearly can’t buy charisma or common sense.
Take Musk, for example. The man literally has enough money to build rockets, but he can’t construct a single…
